Bill Stewart Must Go (dot) COM

This has nothing to do with sports but because I have to see the commercial 800 times on Saturday, I figured I would announce my disdain for Verizon’s new wireless device, the Imagio.  The commercial shows a man in a meeting with Word, Powerpoint and Excel chilling under the conference table.  He then picks up his Imagio and Facebook shows up and gets under the desk. 

His sneaky looks and quick moving of Facebook under the table makes it look like Facebook is going to give him a blowjob.  And when a noise is made and everyone looks, he pulls out Excel and everyone seems pleased that Excel was giving him a blowjob (the black gentleman seems especially condoning).  It’s ok if Excel performs fellatio on the man in the meeting…but not Facebook.  And then Excel goes back under the table and seems content to share the man with Facebook.  It’s a very disturbing commercial…and annoying.

The Tennessee Volunteers’ have one of the most classic jerseys in all of college football.  The orange jersey has to be one of the best looking jerseys of all time.  So why, I ask, why would you ruin such a classic home jersey by breaking out black jerseys?  What purpose could that possibly serve?  Making this uniform even worse is wearing those white helmets.  I was going to give the worst uniform of the week to Georgia for their horrendous black helmet / red facemask combo until I saw these things.  Tennessee may have won on the field, but they lost in the evening wear category.  Mr. Black is rolling over in his grave.

Mr. Yuck says "yuck"

Its been a long time running but it time I let the world know. Jesse Palmer loves pancakes! Yes its true so much he keeps them in his pockets even when on live television. But this leads me to wonder, how does a man who keeps pancakes in his pockets stay in such good shape, BOOM it hit me. Jesse Palmer’s penis is in the shape of a pancake!!! You better believe it America and all Jesse Palmer fans! A pancake, duck bill, oven mitt or however you want to put it is in that mans pants! Evidence:

Would you like syrup on those?

Not sports related but interesting none the less. Notice the fat deposits in the brain of the woman on the left and the fact that her knees look awful.

On today’s episode of Where in Time is Bill Stewart, Bill took the afternoon off to travel to an important time in American history. Can you guess where he is?

The West Virginia Association for Gamecock Sports is hoping to bring back the great sport of cockfighting.  Cockfighting has been illegal in West Virginia since 1923 and has no sanctuary anywhere in the United States.  Bradford Parker, an advocate for allowing the fighting of cock, says the sport should be heavily regulated and could be a potential revenue source.

I for one say that if someone wants to fight their cock, by all means, they should be allowed.  I’m not exactly sure how you regulate a guy fighting with his cock, or tax a guy fighting with his cock, but, I mean, do we really have to outlaw everything?  According to a study done by the WV Assoc. of Gamecock Sports, 38 percent of West Virginians have either been to a cock fight or know folks who go. Parker says they plan to build on that base and hopefully increase their membership that currently stands at about 1,000.  Honestly, I would have figured that number to be higher.

I can’t speak for everyone at billstewartmustgo.com, but I say that fighting cocks should be legal.  If you agree, get ahold of your congressmen and let them know that you believe fighting cocks should be allowed in West Virginia.  Isn’t it time for the government to stay out the bedroom?

UPDATE:  I have been informed that a cock is a rooster.  I’m not sure of my position now.

UPDATE NO. 2:  Regardless of my position, the WV Legislature will NOT legalize cockfighting this year.  I’m still internally torn…

It has become comical, from day to day watching deteriorating old man Al Davis run the Raiders into the ground, some examples:

1. His constant and unwavering support for dumber than a block Juhmarkus Ruccell (Jamarcus Russell)
2. His drafting the past 5 or so years
3. His Coaching choices
4. His unrelenting efforts to undermine any coach that has slight success

This might be breaking news someday, so say you heard it first here at billstewartmustgo.com!

Al Davis has a strikingly similar look to that of Johnny Knoxville from Jackass during his “Old Man” Skit. It can start to make sense to why Al Davis is making such horrible decisions. Like I said, you heard it here first.

Al Davis

"Hey i'm the real Al Davis assholes and don't piss in my Jack n Coke while I take a nap"

Obviously the title explains itself, but why?

Why are Bears on Ice?
Why are people skating with bears on ice?
Why is this front page CNN?

If someone cares to explain to me how this makes any sense, feel free

obviously slightly friendlier bears